I started it by writing in my signature, an April Fool's Joke: "Fownder of the Almost-Illiterate Teens Club!! Join 2day!!!1!1"
Girl #1: *snickers* Ooh! can i like, join ur club??!
Me: yah, im tryng to recrooit (sp????) more members.
Girl #1: *feels the need to use some large and intelligent-sounding words to make up for the ghastly chatspeak she used above, but of course cannot think of anything decent*
Xenophobia (fear or hatred of strangers...)
Meshugga (Yiddish/Hebrew or something. Means crazy or stupid. Love that word.)
Brodingnagian (Of gigantic size. WHOA!)
Tinctumutation (change of colour)
Girl #2: Ooooooh, can i like join the club, [Girl #1] and delany?? it souns lyk my kinda thing totally!!!
Girl #2: of corse!!! And I'm sure that [Girl #3] will want to join too. its her type of club for shore.
(Man...I'm really not good at this grammar-killing stuff...)
Me: OMG, now we have like, 3 mmbers totul!
Girl #3: o i like wanna b in yr club like let me joyn i wanna like so so bad. [Here she posted numerous smiley faces and emoticons] omg like boks r so last year like i think mk-up is like so kewl
(This is fun!)
Girl #2: You are a natural!
Girl #1: Ack! Don't insult her!
did u here about Zac Ephron being cast as Youstance (sp???) So awesem, i loved hsm.
*is tired already, and wonders how genuine chatspeakers manage it*
We all got pretty tired of it at that point. It really is sort of exhausting, and we did need those words like "brobdingnagian" and "tinctumutation" to feel that not all of our brain cells had died. ;)