Saturday, March 7, 2009

To everyone who follows and reads my blog: You all deserve an update. I know you do. I've just been lazy about writing one. :)

First off, I still haven't heard from the directors of Twelfth Night, but I was pretty happy with my own audition. I mean, reasonably pleased. I wasn't horrible. At least, I don't think I was... But anyhow, I'm still waiting for a call from the director. :)


Now, I thought this was quite funny:

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Delaney needs a miracle.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks" in Google search:
Delaney looks to the future.

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Delaney hates books. (WHAT!? Well, if this is opposite world...)

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" OR "[your first name] has gone" in Google search:
Delaney goes home.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Delaney loves Wisteria Lane (it certainly sounds pretty)

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Delaney eats orange veggies for the first time.

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
Delaney has become a star as a sophomore (*cough* Sure.)

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
Delaney works on paper.

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
DELANEY LIVES! REPORTS OF DELANEY'S DEATH ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED! (I'm so glad! Aren't you?)

10: Type in "[your first name] dies" in Google search:
Delaney dies at 63

11. Type in "[your first name] does" in Google search:
Delaney does tricks.

12: Type in "[your first name] will" in Google search:
Delaney will stay in touch with your other doctors.

13: Type in "[your first name] can" in Google search:
Delaney can pose problems.

14. Type in "[your first name] falls" in Google search:
Delaney falls asleep doing dinner.

15. Type in "[your first name] laughs" in Google search:
Delaney laughs at Daddy and the jumping fish.

7 comments:

cuileann said...

This meme gets the best answers. :)

Owan said...

That is hilarious!

Alyosha said...

LOL, I love this meme. I think I did it once but it's been ages... *shouts for Google* "Alyosha is one of few mutants that retained their superhuman powers after the M-Day".

Mmm...hmm. Back to more important matters.

I am indeed glad that the reports of your death were exaggerated. (Wait, does this mean that they were partly true; that you were perhaps only mostly dead, or something Westleyan of that sort?)

And that you have a jumping fish to laugh at.

The Editrix said...

Those are funny! :-D

Angel_Horses said...

HAHA! I must do this :-D

Pirate queen said...

Tee hee...

maya ganesan said...

*grins* That is funny.